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September 29, 2007

Herbal Abortions

In too many countries in this world a woman does not have the right to procure an abortion.  For an example, not so long ago a fifteen year old girl was raped in Ireland.  She became pregnant.  The Irish court refused to grant her an abortion as the girl's life was not in danger from the pregnancy.  To ensure that their order was complied with, the court also placed the girl under house arrest.  An Irish fisherman rightly decided to take the law into his own hands.  He smuggled the girl out of Ireland and ferried her over to England where she had her illegal abortion in a legal abortion clinic.  I understand the fisherman did some time in jail because of his demonstrated contempt of court. 

In my various readings, I came across an author known only as Emily.  She is associated with the anarchist organization Crimethinc.  She recommends that the first step in procuring a herbal abortion is to make an appointment with an Abortion clinic.  (This appointment can always be canceled in no longer needed.)  She then recommend the use of a mixture of herbs she calls the "Secret Weapon".

RECIPE for SECRET WEAPON

INGREDIENTS:  Motherwort, Pennyroyal, Goldenseal Root Capsules, Blue Cohosh Root and Fresh Ginger Root.

1)    Infuse 1/2 ounce (a medium handful) of motherwort and 1/2 ounce of pennyroyal in 2 to 3 cups of boiling water; steep the mixture by covering it on low heat for 20 minutes, now strain the mixture.

2)   Simmer 1 ounce of blue cohosh root in 2 cups of cold water for 20 minutes (covered) then strain.

3)     Mix steps 1 and 2 together. 

Drink piping hot.  Drink 1/4 cup of secret weapon 4 or 5 times per day, or drink one and a half cups a day, drinking a little every hour.  Disguise foul taste with copious amounts of honey.

Take 2 goldenseal root capsules 3 times a day - chew fresh ginger and make some ginger tea and drink it all the time.

Do not take this recipe for more than a week.  If a week has gone by with no results, keep the appointment with the Abortion clinic. 

And what, you might ask, are the results you should be looking for?  Well, as Emily says, "I started bleeding within 36 hours of my first assault on the sperm warriors." 


September 27, 2007

How to Make a 70 Ton Tank Fly

If you want to see some things that you won't see on CNN or CBC go to www.youtube.com and type in IED (Improvised Explosive Device and tank) in the search box.  You will see the amazing things people are doing with homemade explosives.  For example, I've never imagined that, with the right chemical encouragement, a 70 ton M1 Abrams tank could fly like a plane. 

The terrorist - or resistance fighters (depending on your perspective) - are posting plenty of interesting footage of the war on YouTube.  From watching lots of flying tanks, I get the feeling that the Americans are looking at another Vietnam.  I am not too optimistic about our Canadian troops chances of success either.  Actually, I have yet to hear any of our leaders define what would actually constitute success in Afghanistan.

Regardless of your feelings about these wars, you have to admire the human ingenuity that permits a determined fellow working in his kitchen with basic household ingredients to develop a weapon that can so easily defeat a $6 million dollar piece of cutting edge military technology. 

Perhaps the future of defense of countries will not depend on the strategy of having a standing army.  Indeed, Switzerland has long relied upon their militia for defense.  They have almost no standing army.  The militia's goal is to make any occupying army absolutely miserable.  The Swiss militia are trained in improvised explosives, sabotage and hit and run ambush techniques.  

Consider also the Jewish uprising in the Warsaw Ghetto during WWII.  The entire Polish army was utterly defeated in just under 24 hours by the superior Nazi military technology.  In comparison, it took the Nazis over a month to defeat the small band of Jews defending the tiny bit of real estate known as the Warsaw Ghetto.  Amongst the Jewish resistance fighters there was obviously a few with at least a rudimentary knowledge of explosive chemistry.  They kept the Nazis at bay with their homemade explosives.

Given that the increasingly bellicose republic to the South is the only country which presents any threat of invasion to Canada and given that the Canadian Department of Defense would likely withstand an American assault for far less longer than the Polish Army, perhaps we should all learn how to build  IEDs in our backyards.  This would allow the money currently spent on defense to be spent on medical and other social programs.  (Of course building explosives is a criminal offence and besides that the learning curve is very unforgiving.  I understand you can tell old IRA bombers by how many fingers they have left.)  Nevertheless, the knowledge is very interesting.  To learn how to turn 70 ton tanks into flying bits of scrap metal, I highly recommend the book, "How to Take Out Big Brother's Heavy Armor".  This book is freely available through the publisher Loompanics and also through the Homestead Book Company.  These brave publishing companies are dedicated to free speech. 


September 26, 2007

How to Beat A Dog

Barry Cooper was the top drug interdiction officer in the Louisiana State Highway Patrol.  He was so good that he made training films for other police departments all over the States.  In his career in law enforcement he seized tons of drugs and millions of dollars of cash.  He strongly believed in what he was doing.  He believed that drugs were a menace to young people and that offenders deserved harsh punishment.   However, after being top cop for several years, his anti-drug stance softened when he realized that the people he was busting for Marijuana were invariably good hard working people.

Eventually, he tried marijuana for himself and he then realized that as a Drug Interdiction Officer he was doing more harm than good.  Shortly after this realization he quit his job and produced a video demonstrating police dog techniques and smuggler strategies.  He also included a copy of his police training video.  I highly recommend this DVD.  It is available at www.nevergetbusted.com.  I love the way he says vehicle.

How Drug Sniffing Dogs work

Police dog trainers will pick a dog which has demonstrated a keen interest in retrieving balls or having things thrown for them.  Dogs which are very intense at this game make ideal drug dogs.  Police train the dogs by using hollow balls or toys filled with pot or coke and playing fetch with the dog.  The dog associates the smell of drugs with its throw toy.  Later when the dog is sniffing a car and finds the scent of drugs, the dog believes it has found its toy.  If a cop wants to search your car, person, or house and the dog has not indicated that any drugs are present, the policeman will start encouraging their dog by saying things like "go get it boy" over and over again.  This drives the dog into a state of excitement and will result in the dog making a false indication of drugs.  Always be aware of this police trick.

Myths

Smugglers have long believed that substances such as coffee grounds, garlic, peanut butter, etc, will hide the scent of drugs from the canines.  This is wrong.  Barry uses the analogy of a pot of stew to demonstrate the ability of a dog to detect substances.  When humans see a pot of stew they see carrots, potatoes, beef and onions, but we only smell stew.  A dog has comparatively poor vision.  They see a pot with varying contrast of grey but they smell the separate scents of each individual ingredient in the stew.  They smell carrots, potatoes, etc.

Another myth is that air tight containers will defeat a dog's sensitive nose.  Barry points out that all materials are permeable to some degree.  The longer a substance sits in a container, the more likely its scent will permeate through the container.  He uses the example of a dog picking up the scent of marijuana which was sealed in PVC tube and hidden in the gas tank of a vehicle.  The dog cannot smell through steel, through gas and then through the PVC tube, but if the marijuana sits in that gas tank for long enough, the dogs will pick up the scent because small atoms of marijuana will eventually permeate through all of those barriers.

Lessons

I do not want to be charged with counseling a criminal offence.  However, the points that Barry makes applies equally to any substance, for example:  Marijuana, Cocaine, Hash, and German Sausages.  Many Canadian provinces do not allow agricultural products from one province to be transported to another province without a permit.  So if you are taking a road trip across the country and you are especially fond of German sausages you might want to take the following precautions:

  1. If you are taking a road trip with some German Sausages, you should wrap them up the night before your trip.  This allows less time for the scent to permeate the container.
  2. Be aware that the outside of a bag of German Sausages will be contaminated with invisible traces of resin from handling.  This resin dust will stick on your fingers and contaminate everything you touch.  Before any road trip you should wipe the door handles of your car clean with some alcohol wipes.  According to Barry, the door handles are where dogs most often indicate scent.
  3. Spray deer scent - available from any hunting sport store - on the tires of your car.  This drives the dog into such a state of hyper excitement that they cannot be used.
  4. Keep a cat in your house and car.  The dog will be so distracted by the smell of the cat that he will not be able to detect German Sausages.
  5. Keep your stash of German Sausages hidden with a food product.  The policeman would likely believe the dog is simply being excited by the presence of food.
  6. The best way to hide German Sausages, according to officer Barry, is to make cookies or some other baked good using German Sausages as the main ingredient.
  7. MOST IMPORTANT:  Break only one law at a time.  If you have German Sausages in your car, wear your seat belt and do not smoke or eat your sausages as you drive, this is especially true, if you are hauling a couple of hundred pounds of German Sausages in your trunk.

As an aside, it truly is remarkable how many people get busted at Pearson Airport with German Sausages.  Just recently there was a news story where a customs officer found one European lady acting suspicious.  Her clothing was bulky.  He assumed she was carrying drugs.  Surprise, Surprise - what did they find when they strip searched her?  Coils upon coils of German Sausage wrapped around her body!  True story!

Pearson International Airport has such a problem with Europeans smuggling German Sausages that they have a pack of trained beagle dogs to sniff their luggage, not for explosives, not for drugs, but for German Sausages.  Our authorities know how to prioritize!  I am not making this stuff up.


July 6, 2007

Pot less harmful to health then Tobacco or Alcohol

Prohibitionist Campaign of Disinformation

You have probably already heard media reports which state that the Lancet, the most highly respected medical journal in the world, has published a study which proves Marijuana is more harmful than LSD, Solvent abuse, or Ecstasy.  The Prohibitionist purposefully neglect to mention that the study demonstrated that Marijuana is much less harmful than either tobacco or alcohol.  In fact, according to the study, almost all drugs are only moderately harmful.  The only drug which the prohibitionist could argue deserve prohibition on a risk to health basis would be heroin. 

People should be asking about the validity of laws which purport to protect ourselves from ourselves.  Should anyone face a criminal penalty for using drugs which present only a moderate risk to health?

 


Same Talk - Different Creep

"We have no interest in oppressing other people. We are not moved by hatred against any other nation. We bear no grudge. I know how grave a thing war is. I wanted to spare our people such an evil. It is not so much the country of Czechoslovakia; it is rather its leader, Edward Benes. He has led a reign of terror. He has hurled countless people into the profoundest misery. Through his continuous terrorism, he has succeeded in reducing millions of his people to silence. The Czech maintenance of a tremendous military arsenal can only be regarded as a focus of danger. We have displayed a truly unexampled patience, but I am no longer willing to remain inactive while this madman ill-treats millions of human beings." April 14th, 1939  Adolf Hitler

Where are Saddam's weapons of mass destruction?